The One Ring or The +5 Ring to Nerd-Cred
Let's be honest with ourselves here,
Everyone needs this Ring.
Listen, I looked into it for you and there's no other way to increase your nerd cred to an appropriate level.
I mean you can start your own D&D club and get really into cosplay and LARPing at the same time, but that all seems hard.
It's way easier to just buy this ring.
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