Deadpool Time to Get Drunk Keychain Bottle Opener
Are you tired of being a huge big old stupid loser?
Are you tired of having no friends because you think man wasn't meant to shower so everyone just calls you the smelly kid?
Are you tired of never getting laid because you have a weird D**k?
And most of all are you tired of society putting you down because you don't have a super cool f**king keychain that magically removes bottle tops?
DO I HAVE A PRODUCT FOR YOU.
It's this thing... you're already on the page.
I'm going to stop explaining stuff now.
If you don't want to pay shipping (and not get tracking on your product) please put in the code "givemefreeshippingstupid"