About Us

Kettee.com was started long ago by a man harden by the hard streets of Street Fighter. After seeing this film he realized that if Jean-Claude Van Dam could make millions off of making this piece of S$$$ then he could at least make at least enough to not be homeless.

Years later he enacted his plan. After mastering potty training and saving up tens of dollars by selling his my little pony collection in order to start this poorly planned out store.

Then he gave me, his most trusted friend and confidant, the task of writing his ABOUT US page. And well that's all we have for now.