A Face Full of C-137, the pillow that never stops pillowing
Have you ever wondered what a winner sleeps on... well I'm not saying its this but it might as well be.
Just think for a moment, if you don't buy this pillow and you never end up becoming a billionaire who marries Alexandra Daddario, then you're always going to wonder what could have been.
However if you buy it and still end up sucking at life then you know for sure that you tried everything.
That's the soundest logic I ever heard.